Comedy

(after Louis C.K.)

I hate being in my body. And society supports my desires in this regard.
Society is like, “I understand you, Jason. I feel the same. Here are six thousand thirty second videos that will bring you zero personal enrichment, but will help you distract yourself from your existence for AS LONG AS YOU WISH!

Here: have a dating app with 2 million women, 95% of which are bots and catfishers.

And I'[m like: “you sure about this?”

And society is like: I’m totally sure. Here you go.

One day you won’t have to go back to living in your pathetic body of boredom and mild discomfort.

“You totally sure this is ok?

“It’s not only ok- it’s preferred! It’s better for us, better- of course- for you… win-win.

You lose your soul but you gain…. oh, man what you gain!!

“What do I gain?!”

Oh, wow- what don’t you gain? You know what I mean?

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Who doesn’t like getting things for free?

One time, a homeless man who had been salivating for hours over his blues harmonica, after a brief conversation with me, offered me said blues harmonica as a gift. I smelled thick with cigarettes and something acerbic unbeknownst to me. But I felt happy to be given a gift and cleaned it up and still have it to this day.